| Girl: | I'm having heart surgery today. |
| Boy: | I know. |
| Girl: | I love you! |
| Boy: | I love you more! |
| *After heart surgery her dad is the only person in the room.* | |
| Girl: | Where is he? |
| Dad: | Don't you know who gave you the heart? |
| Girl: | (Starts crying) |
| Dad: | Im just kidding he went to the bathroom. |
Just expressing some Niall feels.
Right now, he’s ridiculously sexy
Last month, he was sexy
The month before, he was sexy
and the month before, he was sexy
Oh and last year and the year before, sexy.
Oh yeah, and in the beginning of it all, adorable… but with the potential to grow up and be sexy.
(Source: niallsfavoriteurl, via sialalasika)
| british boys: | hey gorgeous, how are you? you look lovely today |
| australian boys: | oi give us a gob cunt |
| american boys: | whaddup shawty you lookin good winna winna chicken dinna hellz yeah lets get naked |
| arab guys: | you want to make friendship |
